'Snot Your Average Wipe!

Sue came home today with a new product called "Boogies on the Run Boogie Wipes" for my son Cade. Cade has been known to have a boogie or two throughout his life, so much so that he has evolved all of his nick names from the little critters that inhabit his nostrils. Here is the evolution of his numerous names since he was an infant:

Booger
Booger Boy
Booger Nugget
Nugget
Nuggie
Nuggie Boy
Nuggie Bear
Nugg Butt
Nuginator
Nugburt
Nugg Bug
Nugeroo
Nugaliscious
Chug-A-Nug
Chuggins
Chuggins Tabubasee
Bubs